I'm Fat

I'm fat
I'm pudgy
I'm stuffed
I'm wide
My clothes are tight
My doctor lied
I love my food
I have three chins
My thighs are stuck together
I cringe

I turn sideways
To get inside
I have three beds
Set side by side
I wear a tent
That is supplied
I'm think I'm thin
My mirror lies

My friends all say
You are so nice
You are so smart
And pretty and bright
My mother sighs
And then complains
Eat all your food
Let none remain

I try so hard
To compromise
I love to eat
Those chocolate pies
I eat a steak and peas and fries
Then finish up with
Chicken thighs

I'm fat
I'm pudgy
I'm stuffed
I'm wide
My clothes are tight
My doctor lied
I love my food
I have three chins
My belly's big
I am not thin

It doesn't matter
What I do
The fat sticks to me
Just like glue
I know they laugh
Behind my back
It's not my fault
That I'm so fat

It's hormones, thyroid
Or my genes
I've been chubby
Since my teens
I hate to run
Or walk or swim
Just rather sit
Not go to gyms
I read a lot
And watch tv
That's how that I
Burn calories

But still
I'm fat
I'm pudgy
I'm wide
My clothes are tight
My doctor lied
I love my food
I have three chins
Still getting big
I'll never win

I cannot fit
Inside a car
I need a van
If going far
Taxi drivers
Tell me no
If I get in
The axels bow
The tires pop
They'll need a tow

I love to fast
If done my way
Ten bags of chips
I put away
Three days of food
I swallow quick
How fast I go
That is the trick
I always win
I'm pretty slick

I'm fat
I'm pudgy
I'm stuffed
I'm wide
My clothes are tight
My doctor lied
I love my food
I have three chins
I'll never change
I love to binge

It doesn't matter
What I do
The fat sticks to me
Just like glue
I know they laugh
Behind my back
It's not my fault
That I'm so fat
It's not my fault
That I'm so fat